becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"